Planet Pluto

More hard-clipping, gated distortion than anything in the Kuiper belt, but can it deliver usable crossover distortion?

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Forever Boner

Second in a series of Philly-themed, non-transparent, Klon-ish overdrives, but with notably fewer magical claims.

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The Cringe

The Cringe is a fuzz and octave pedal that is completely original. (This a joke…there is nothing original about it.)

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Another Dimension

Intergalactic, planetary; planetary, intergalactic. Intergalactic, planetary; planetary intergalactic. Another dimension. Another dimension.

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Probably Tetanus

Is it a vibrato? A tremolo? A phaser? The only thing that we can know for sure is that it’s Probably Tetanus.

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Abysmal

Is it good? It’s Abysmal! For all of your octave down, double octave down, and arbitrarily down-tuned needs.

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Zen(ish)

Sit back, relax, and let the smooth sounds of mild overdrive wash over you like a gently flowing creek of tone.

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Digitron 5000

The DIGITRON 5000 is a utility pedal for developing digital effects, fluent in over six million forms of communication, including USB.

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