Philly Series

The Forever Boner Pedal, decorated with a photograph of the Buery Building with "Forever Boner" graffiti on it

Forever Boner

Second in a series of Philly-themed, non-transparent, Klon-ish overdrives, but with notably fewer magical claims.
The George Washington Slept Here pedal, decorated like Wedgewood pottery with a semi-transparent image of the Deshler-Morris House in Philadelphia

George Washington Slept Here

If the blues could somehow be "driven," this is what it would sound like.
The Toynbee pedal, decorated with the text of a Toynbee tile


A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, packed into a fuzz pedal.

Laser Hoagie

I have one simple request, and that is to have charcuterie with frickin' laser beams.

We’re Getting There

Leave it to Philly to set the lowest bar for moderate achievement.

Do Attend

This is to inform you that all the fuzz pedals you ate since first grade are alive in your body. That's 365 days a year from first grade to now. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner.

Boner 4Ever

Clean boost/hard-clipping transparent overdrive with germanium diodes. In the style of the half man/half horse original, but paying tribute to Philly's best graffiti.