Planet Pluto

More hard-clipping, gated distortion than anything in the Kuiper belt, but can it deliver usable crossover distortion?

Potentially Broken Fuzz, v3

I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers; Still broken after all these years.

Forever Boner

Second in a series of Philly-themed, non-transparent, Klon-ish overdrives, but with notably fewer magical claims.

The Cringe

The Cringe is a fuzz and octave pedal that is completely original. (This a joke...there is nothing original about it.)


Sit back, relax, and let the smooth sounds of mild overdrive wash over you like a gently flowing creek of tone.

The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald

The legend lives on, from the skiddily-beep-bop-da-dooba-dooba-doobily dee.

Divine Smite

You'll be smitten with Divine Smite. Or smited. The power of Tyr compels you; the power of Tyr compels you.

Trenton Makes

Trenton makes, the world takes, but neither do much to perk up your harmonics.

Mild Stallion

Sometimes you need a Boost. And possibly too much treble. That's when you need to saddle up a Mild Stallion.

Extra Medium

When a normal amount of medium is simply not enough.

George Washington Slept Here

If the blues could somehow be "driven," this is what it would sound like.


A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, packed into a fuzz pedal.


What are flamingos if not pink rats called penguins?

Fuzzy Bunny Fuzzing Fuzz

Named after an angry bunny that I met at a boat ramp.

Cutie Cutie Cupcake

As you can tell from the paint job and obvious rodent name, it's a take on the RAT.

Do Attend

This is to inform you that all the fuzz pedals you ate since first grade are alive in your body. That's 365 days a year from first grade to now. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner.

Potentially Broken Fuzz

It's a fuzz. It can get freaky. It's potentially broken.

Boner 4Ever

Clean boost/hard-clipping transparent overdrive with germanium diodes. In the style of the half man/half horse original, but paying tribute to Philly's best graffiti.

Dubious Distinction

A classic 70s-style fuzz circuit with some flexible EQ options.

Aggressively Disinterested

It's fuzz. It only has one knob. That knob is marked "knob."


Another Dimension

Intergalactic, planetary; planetary, intergalactic. Intergalactic, planetary; planetary intergalactic. Another dimension. Another dimension.

Probably Tetanus

Is it a vibrato? A tremolo? A phaser? The only thing that we can know for sure is that it's Probably Tetanus.

Slow Danse Macabre

More motionless chorus than whatever I was awkwardly slow-dancing to in middle school.

Okay Chorale

It's the Wild West out there. Okay Chorale is a nostalgic chorus pedal, but stops short of giving in to a font called "Outlaw" or whatever.

(A Weird Amount of) Chorus

There is a normal amount of chorus, and then there is a weird amount of chorus.

Typically Unfazed

While I am, in fact, typically unfazed, this would have been better named with a Pfizer pun.

ブラブラ (Burabura)

A swooshy, phasey harmonic tremolo that will do the pulsing tremolo thing, but in a more trippy sort of way.

Reverb and Delay

Savage Torpor

Digital Reverb. Like *really* digital. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Delay, like life, can be monotonous, but modulated delay with some extra tricks makes this a far more wacky form of repetition.


A voluminous reverb with the ability to go into vacuous "infinite reverb tail feedback" via a runaway switch.


Smewthe Optical

The latest from the Smewthe line of compressors, this one harnessing the power of light.


I've felt the raw power of really smooth music.



Is it good? It's Abysmal! For all of your octave down, double octave down, and arbitrarily down-tuned needs.

While My Guitar Pedal Gently Weeps

A minor debacle, highly emblematic of the type of cognitive bias embraced here at Dunning∿Kruger FX.

Laser Hoagie

I have one simple request, and that is to have charcuterie with frickin' laser beams.

We’re Getting There

Leave it to Philly to set the lowest bar for moderate achievement.


Digitron 5000

The DIGITRON 5000 is a utility pedal for developing digital effects, fluent in over six million forms of communication, including USB.

Splitter McGinty

A basic splitter: a utility pedal that can take one instrument signal and split it into two.


A simple, passive re-amper style device to get a line-level signal to instrument level so that it can be run through guitar pedals or amps.

Germanium Switch (rare)

When the tone of your switches matters, trust only germanium.