GAIN | Modulation | REVERB/DELAY | COMPRESSION | ODDBALL | UTILITY | PHILLY SERIES
More hard-clipping, gated distortion than anything in the Kuiper belt, but can it deliver usable crossover distortion?
I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers; Still broken after all these years.
Second in a series of Philly-themed, non-transparent, Klon-ish overdrives, but with notably fewer magical claims.
The Cringe is a fuzz and octave pedal that is completely original. (This a joke...there is nothing original about it.)
Sit back, relax, and let the smooth sounds of mild overdrive wash over you like a gently flowing creek of tone.
The legend lives on, from the skiddily-beep-bop-da-dooba-dooba-doobily dee.
You'll be smitten with Divine Smite. Or smited. The power of Tyr compels you; the power of Tyr compels you.
Sometimes you need a Boost. And possibly too much treble. That's when you need to saddle up a Mild Stallion.
If the blues could somehow be "driven," this is what it would sound like.
As you can tell from the paint job and obvious rodent name, it's a take on the RAT.
This is to inform you that all the fuzz pedals you ate since first grade are alive in your body. That's 365 days a year from first grade to now. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner.
Clean boost/hard-clipping transparent overdrive with germanium diodes. In the style of the half man/half horse original, but paying tribute to Philly's best graffiti.
Intergalactic, planetary; planetary, intergalactic. Intergalactic, planetary; planetary intergalactic. Another dimension. Another dimension.
Is it a vibrato? A tremolo? A phaser? The only thing that we can know for sure is that it's Probably Tetanus.
More motionless chorus than whatever I was awkwardly slow-dancing to in middle school.
It's the Wild West out there. Okay Chorale is a nostalgic chorus pedal, but stops short of giving in to a font called "Outlaw" or whatever.
There is a normal amount of chorus, and then there is a weird amount of chorus.
While I am, in fact, typically unfazed, this would have been better named with a Pfizer pun.
Reverb and Delay
Delay, like life, can be monotonous, but modulated delay with some extra tricks makes this a far more wacky form of repetition.
Is it good? It's Abysmal! For all of your octave down, double octave down, and arbitrarily down-tuned needs.
A minor debacle, highly emblematic of the type of cognitive bias embraced here at Dunning∿Kruger FX.
The DIGITRON 5000 is a utility pedal for developing digital effects, fluent in over six million forms of communication, including USB.
A basic splitter: a utility pedal that can take one instrument signal and split it into two.
A simple, passive re-amper style device to get a line-level signal to instrument level so that it can be run through guitar pedals or amps.