Forever Boner

Second in a series of Philly-themed, non-transparent, Klon-ish overdrives, but with notably fewer magical claims.

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Toynbee

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, packed into a fuzz pedal.

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Laser Hoagie

I have one simple request, and that is to have charcuterie with frickin’ laser beams.

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Do Attend

This is to inform you that all the fuzz pedals you ate since first grade are alive in your body. That’s 365 days a year from first grade to now. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner.

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Boner 4Ever

Clean boost/hard-clipping transparent overdrive with germanium diodes. In the style of the half man/half horse original, but paying tribute to Philly’s best graffiti.

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